User:Berryleaf/The Big Sleep

= The Big Sleep = (chris) Last time on Total Drama Island! 30 campers were introduced to the camp where they'll be spending the next month, granted they last that long *chuckles*. The three teams had to jump off a cliff and built a hot tub, and in the end it was the Screaming Gophers and the Rabid Ducks who's hot tubs were the worst. It's now down to 28, and the action is just getting started so don't fall asleep yet! Stay tuned to Total Drama Island! = Campgrounds = (Everything is peaceful and calm, birds chirp as the sun rises. Suddenly, the silence is put to a halt) (chris) *blows an air horn* (Chris) Hahaha. 6:45 SpiritAnimal (Heather) *Gets up and falls out of her bunk* OW! (Leshawna) *Smashes her head on the bunk above her* (DJ) I just wanna sleep! 6:46 Berryleaf (jasmine) *bangs her head on the bedframe* (chris) Too bad! (chris) It's time for a race! Meet me in the forest for further instructions! 6:46 SpiritAnimal (Leshawna) IT'S SIX IN THE MORNING. 6:46 Berryleaf (Courtney) You've GOT to be kidding me. This wasn't in my schedule. 6:47 SpiritAnimal (sugar) Y'all, this is the latest I 6:47 Berryleaf (chris) Yes Leshawna, yes it is. Good morning. 6:47 SpiritAnimal (Sugar) Have ever woken up. 6:47 Berryleaf (chris) *sips coffee* 6:47 SpiritAnimal (Sugar) *skips out of bed and farts* 6:47 Berryleaf (gwen) *stumbles toward Chris to try to grab the coffee* 6:47 SpiritAnimal (Lightning) So Chris, what's the big fuss? 6:47 Berryleaf (chris) *pulls it away* Nuh uh uh! The coffee is only for the best person here. me. 6:48 SpiritAnimal (Duncan) *Rolls eyes* 6:48 Berryleaf (chris) I said meet me at the forest! *drives off on a four wheeler* 6:48 SpiritAnimal brb im lagging 6:48 Berryleaf ok 6:48 SpiritAnimal ur gonna have to record now oops (Heather) UGH! I hate this island. (Dakota) *Stomps into the forest* I'm tired. (Duncan) We all are, Barbie. (Dakota) Why does everyone call me that? They've only made a barbie doll based off of my twice. 6:50 Berryleaf ill put in a doc = Forest = (chris) Hi. Are you all tired from walking out here on no food? 6:50 SpiritAnimal could u also put it on a userpage 6:50 Berryleaf o sure ig 6:50 SpiritAnimal (Beth) Yes! Can we have some? 6:51 Berryleaf (chris) Indeed you can! 6:51 SpiritAnimal (Mike) I'd love to have a hot waffle with syrup drizzled on it. 6:51 Berryleaf (topher) Really? Thanks, Chris! You're the best! 6:51 SpiritAnimal (Heather) REALLY?! 6:51 Berryleaf (zoey) Ooh, I love waffles! (chris) *nods* Once you finish the challenge, that is. (chris) *points and laughs at the contestants* Hahahaha! 6:52 SpiritAnimal (Leshawna) What kinda sick game is this? (Heather) Don't provoke him. 6:52 Berryleaf (chris) For today's challenge, you must run a mile to the cabins! The last two teams to arrive will lose! The first team will win! 6:52 SpiritAnimal (Leshawna) How about you don't provoke me, chicken legs. 6:52 Berryleaf (chris) *drives off* Good luck! (tyler) *nudges Lindsay* Hey girl, wanna go off together for a little fun? *winks* 6:53 SpiritAnimal (Heather) HOW ABOUT 6:53 Berryleaf (lindsay) *claps* Ooh, I love fun! Are we gonna play Checkers? I'm bad at it. 6:53 SpiritAnimal (Dawn) Girls! We must get along! 6:53 Berryleaf (tyler) Uh...sure. *grabs Lindsay's butt and leads her away* 6:53 SpiritAnimal (Harold) I agree. Let's work together. 6:54 Berryleaf (Noah) Wow, someone's a real ladies' man. *rolls his eyes at Tyler* 6:54 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) Hey! Come back! We need you for the challenge! 6:54 Berryleaf (Jasmine) I'll lead, you follow! *runs off* Come on, Gophers! (tyler) Shut it, bimbo! 6:54 SpiritAnimal (Lightning) Hold up. Why can't I lead? (Dakota) Whatever. Your funeral. *Walks off* 6:55 Berryleaf (Jasmine) I'm a natural born leader. I'd like to see you lead a band of lemmings. *chuckles* (tyler) CONF: Lindsay's super chill, but Dakota is so rude! I don't know what her problem is, man. Maybe she's crazy. 6:56 SpiritAnimal (Lightning) Well I'd like you to see #1. We gotta win, not take a tour. 6:56 Berryleaf (Jasmine) *groans* Fine. Go ahead, Brightning. 6:56 SpiritAnimal (dawn) Lightning, it seems Jasmine is more experienced in this environment, with her living in the outback as a child. (Lightning) No, you go. 6:57 Berryleaf (jasmine) Well, then it's settled. Thank you Dawn. 6:57 SpiritAnimal (Lightning) (CONF: I forgot that I needed to take a genius approach to the game. I'm the smartest person here.) (Heather) (CONF: Lightning is the dumbest person here.) (Dawn) You're very welcome, Jasmine. 6:58 Berryleaf (bridgette) *sits down and lights a blunt* (courtney) What are you doing? We have a destination to get to! (bridgette) ...*shrugs* 6:59 SpiritAnimal (Eva) Get up, blondey. 6:59 Berryleaf (bridgette) What's the rush, man? I'm just chillin'... 6:59 SpiritAnimal (Beth) But we need to win! 6:59 Berryleaf (bridgette) *falls asleep* 7:00 SpiritAnimal (Duncan) Let's just leave her. (Beth) No. (Beth) We leave no one behind! Help me carry her! 7:00 Berryleaf (Gwen) ...I'll help. (gwen) *picks up half of Bridgette* 7:00 SpiritAnimal (Eva) *sighs* If it'll help us win, then fine. (Eva) *Picks up another part* (Beth) *Also picks up a part* (Duncan) Now let's go. 7:00 Berryleaf (cody) Hey, Eva. Want to be my girlfriend? 7:01 SpiritAnimal (Eva) *kicks backwards into Cody's balls before walking away* 7:01 Berryleaf (cody) Oof! My kiwis! *falls over* =Killer Bass= (noah) Where's Biff and Barbie? (zoey) *sighs* I think they went off to make out, or something. 7:02 SpiritAnimal (Dakota (Dakota) Someone strong go get them. 7:02 Berryleaf (noah) ...Well don't look at me. (zoey) Brick? 7:03 SpiritAnimal (Brick) I guess I can- (Sugar) I'LL DO IT. (Sugar) *Runs into the forest off the trail* (Sugar) TYLER! LINDSAY! GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE NOW! 7:03 Berryleaf (max) *out loud* Now I will sabotage the team to show off my evil! (max) *pushes Zoey* (zoey) A-augh! *falls over* 7:04 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) Don't push! *Pushes Max* 7:04 Berryleaf (zoey) What the heck, Max? (max) *falls over* (max) You cannot even begin to comprehend the evil you have awoken, blondie! (max) *throws a rock at Dakota's shin* 7:05 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) YOU LITTLE BRAT! *Jumps on Max and attacks him* 7:05 Berryleaf (noah) CONF: Obviously we work super well together. 7:05 SpiritAnimal (Beth) One! Two! One! Two! 7:05 Berryleaf (zoey) CONF: I'm a little worried about the team at the moment. A lot of people aren't getting along (gwen) *carries Bridgette through the forest* 7:05 SpiritAnimal (Eva) *Walking with Bridgette's shoulders* I could do this all day. 7:07 Berryleaf (courtney) So...what? We have a stoner on our team? Are you kidding me? 7:07 SpiritAnimal (Eva) Not for long. If we lose, she goes. (Duncan) Agreed. 7:08 Berryleaf (cody) Can't really see a way around it. *shrugs* (beardo) *makes obnoxious dinging sound* (courtney) Okay, can you shut up? Please? (beardo) *makes obnoxious alarm sounds* 7:08 SpiritAnimal (Beth) Yeah. Your sounds are...annoying. 7:08 Berryleaf (courtney) UGH! (beardo) *sirens louder* (beardo) WEEEEOOOOOO WEEEEEOOOOO (gwen) *stuffs a sock in Beardo's mouth* (courtney) Thank you. (gwen) *shrugs* 7:10 SpiritAnimal (Duncan) Shut up! (Duncan) Yeah. Thanks. (sierra) *Waiting* (Sugar) *Stomps through the forest* (Mike) So...uh...Zoey...I like how your hair looks today. 6:21 Berryleaf (zoey) Oh, thanks! (zoey) I like your uh... (zoey) ...shoes. 6:21 SpiritAnimal (Sugar) *Finds Tyler* THERE YOU ARE. YOU ARE SO GONE IF WE LOSE, MISTER. (Mike) Thanks... 6:21 Berryleaf (tyler) *makes out with Lindsay* 6:22 SpiritAnimal (Sugar) Tyler, get up! sorry im busy with my twitter game so if im not as talky thats why 6:23 Berryleaf o how long will it be 6:24 SpiritAnimal its all good 6:24 Berryleaf huh? 6:24 SpiritAnimal (Sugar) *Picks Tyler up* 6:24 Berryleaf (tyler) Hey! I was busy doing something! 6:24 SpiritAnimal (Sugar) *Drags him back to the team* (Mike) Come on! 6:24 Berryleaf (lindsay) What about me? 6:24 SpiritAnimal (Sugar) We still need Lindsay! (Dakota) JUST LEAVE HER (Sugar) We need everyone! 6:25 Berryleaf (lindsay) *walks around in a circle aimlessly* 6:25 SpiritAnimal (Brick) We can do it! (Brick) Lindsay! Come on! 6:25 Berryleaf (lindsay) Where is everyone? (lindsay) Oh, hi Burton! (lindsay) Where is everyone? :/ 6:26 SpiritAnimal (Brick) *Runs to Lindsay* (Brick) *Pulls her arm and runs to the team* (Sugar) LOOK! THE MESS HALL! (Dakota) Run! (noah) *runs inside the mess hall* 6:32 SpiritAnimal (Sugar) YES! WE'RE...LAST? 6:32 Berryleaf (chris) Congratulations, Bass! You're the first team to arrive! 6:32 SpiritAnimal oml 6:33 Berryleaf o 6:33 SpiritAnimal okay there 6:33 Berryleaf ok lmao 6:33 SpiritAnimal (Leshawna) *Runs in* (Dawn) *Walks in* 6:33 Berryleaf (chris) Gophers, second. 6:33 SpiritAnimal (Lightning) *Runs* (Eva) *Busts through the door* (Eva) I'M HERE. (Heather) You're also last. 6:35 Berryleaf (cody) It's okay, Eva. Just calm down. 6:35 SpiritAnimal (Eva) *Gets pissed and crushes the table* (Dawn) Oh my... (DJ) Awww! 6:36 Berryleaf (chris) *laughs at Eva's agony* (chris) Good news for you though, Ducks. That was NOT the actual challenge. 6:37 SpiritAnimal (Eva) YES! (Sugar) WHAT? (Beth) What is the challenge then? 6:39 Berryleaf (chris) The actual challenge will be to consume a feast of epic proportions! (chris) *opens a curtain revealing a bunch of food* (chris) Whichever team eats the most will be safe from elimination. (chris) Ready, set, eat! (bridgette) Man, all that smoking gave me the munchies (bridgette) *bites into a chicken leg* Mhmmm 6:40 SpiritAnimal (Sugar) *Sinks her teeth into everything* (Harold) *Eats* 6:41 Berryleaf (max) *takes Sugar's food* (max) Hahaha! (max) This belongs to evil! 6:42 SpiritAnimal (Sugar) *Smashes Max and taks her food back* 6:42 Berryleaf (max) *eats Sugar's food* 6:42 SpiritAnimal (Sugar) *Eats* 6:42 Berryleaf (chris) Whoa! A massive takedown! 6:42 SpiritAnimal (sugar) NO ONE TOUCHES MY FOOD 6:42 Berryleaf (chris) Congratulations everyone, for being examples of a bloating fetish. (lindsay) What? 6:43 SpiritAnimal (Heather) Gross 6:43 Berryleaf (chris) However, I have some news. (chris) That also was not the challenge! (jasmine) WHAT? 6:43 SpiritAnimal (Dawn) I saw that coming. (Leshawna) *Rolls her eyes* (Heather) THEN WHAT IS THE CHALLENGE? 6:43 Berryleaf (alejandro) *soothingly puts a hand on Heather's shoulder* (alejandro) Shh, mi amor. 6:44 SpiritAnimal (Heather) *Pushes Alejandro away* Go play with the ghost girl. (Dawn) *Waves* 6:44 Berryleaf (alejandro) *shivers* (alejandro) CONF: So far, Heather is the only one on my team who seems to possess any significant intelligence...so if I can just seduce her, I will gain control of the entire team. 6:45 SpiritAnimal (Heather) (CONF: I can't make an alliance with Aleflirto constantly trying to get in my pants. I need to eliminate him before he ruins my game. 6:45 Berryleaf (chris) The next challenge! (chris) Is.... (chris) To be announced after this commercial break! (courtney) Are you kidding me? 6:46 SpiritAnimal (Leshawna) Just announce it! 6:48 Berryleaf (chris) Fine (chris) The next and FINAL challenge will be to stay awake for as long as possible! (chris) The final surviving member of a team will win for their team as a whole 6:48 SpiritAnimal (Leshawna) Seriously? Ugh... 6:49 Berryleaf (chris) Follow me to the campfire for the challenge to begin =Campfire Area= (chris) And the challenge starts now! Good luck staying awake on a full stomach! 6:49 SpiritAnimal (Sugar) *Already asleep* 6:50 Berryleaf (chris) haha (we should update doc thru the challenge to keep track) 6:50 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) (CONF: I hope I don't fall asleep because...*begins to tear up* this competition is so important to me and I need to have the comfort of others. I just don't want to have to leave this island because I FAILED...Aaaaaand scene! okay (Heather) *Sitting* (Heather) Hmmm 6:51 Berryleaf (tyler) Hey, Brick, give us some motivation, man! 6:51 SpiritAnimal (Brick) Uh...LETS GO BASS! *Jumps in the air like a princess* 6:51 Berryleaf (tyler) That was kinda gay, dude. (zoey) So? What's it to you? (tyler) Gay people are creepy. (noah) *rolls eyes* Thanks. 6:52 SpiritAnimal (Heather) (CONF: I've been scoping out girls on my team for a final 3 alliance. Leshawna annoys me and won't even come close to joining. Dawn might, but she's not as stupid as she seems. Jasmine isn't dumb. So I guess I could go after Dawn and maybe Topher?) (Brick) Plus, something can't be described as gay. 6:53 Berryleaf (tyler) Well, I just did. 6:53 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) Tyler, all you've been to this team is a nuisance. Slowing us down, attacking our members, and being an overall horny jerk. Just shut up and sit down! 6:54 Berryleaf (topher) *doing a headstand as the blood rushes to his head* Chris! Are you watching me? 6:54 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) (CONF: Being in the drama helps with receiving screentime!) 6:54 Berryleaf (topher) I'm doing this for you, Chris! (tyler) And what if I don't? 6:54 SpiritAnimal (Heather) Topher, come here. I think I have a great idea on how to get Chris to notice you. 6:54 Berryleaf (tyler) What are you gonna do about it, slut? 6:54 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) Umm...vote you off? 6:54 Berryleaf (topher) You DO? Tell me! 6:54 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) No one wants you here. 6:54 Berryleaf (tyler) I'd like to see you try! 6:54 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) I don't really need to. 6:55 Berryleaf (Tyler) That's what a bimbo like you would say. 6:55 SpiritAnimal (Heather) Well, we have to make an alliance. 6:55 Berryleaf (tyler) You underestimate the Ty-man! (topher) Why? 6:55 SpiritAnimal (Heather) If we play the game, Chris will respect our gameplay. 6:55 Berryleaf (topher) He will? He will! You're right! (topher) I'm in. 6:55 SpiritAnimal (Heather) Great. (Heather) Now where is Dawn. We need to get her in. (Dawn) Right here, Heather. (Heather) AH! (Heather) Dawn, uh...hey. (Dawn) Hello. (Heather) Listen. You want to win, right? (Dawn) Well, yes. I would prefer to win. (Heather) Then why don't you join our alliance? 6:57 Berryleaf (topher) *texts* 6:57 SpiritAnimal (Dawn) Well, sure. (Dawn) But we must treat everyone with respect. (Heather) Sure thing! 6:57 Berryleaf (jasmine) *nudges Leshawna* 6:57 SpiritAnimal (Beth) *falls asleep* 6:57 Berryleaf (jasmine) You seein' this girl? 6:57 SpiritAnimal (Leshawna) *Snoring* 6:58 Berryleaf (bridgette) Man...I'm soooo high. *falls asleep* (jasmine) *rolls her eyes* 6:58 SpiritAnimal (Heather) (CONF: Yeah, I lied to Dawn. I had to to make sure she wasn't going to deny my request.) 6:58 Berryleaf (Jasmine) CONF: I'm on to this Heather girl. She thinks she's going to get control of my team, but she's sorely mistaken. 6:59 SpiritAnimal (Dawn) (CONF: It's obvious Heather is trying to ruthfully with this game. I will guide her to being much more polite and less backstabbing. She'll be a new person by the final 3.) (Eva) *Stomping in place* 7:00 Berryleaf (jasmine) I need to get SOMEONE on my side. 7:00 SpiritAnimal (Harold) *Snoring* 7:00 Berryleaf (jasmine) *looks at Trent, who is sleeping* Later. 7:00 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) *Yawns* 7:00 Berryleaf (Alejandro) Heather, a word? (beardo) *falls asleep* 7:01 SpiritAnimal (Heather) Sure. 7:02 Berryleaf (alejandro) Well, I'm glad you made us an alliance. That was very smart thinking. (alejandro) But couldn't you have chosen...some more useful team members? 7:04 SpiritAnimal (Heather) And what makes you think you are allowed in this alliance? 7:08 Berryleaf (alejandro) I assumed. (alejandro) *dips Heather in a tango* We are in this together, are we not? 7:09 SpiritAnimal omg sorry (Heather) We are NOT. (Heather) But (Heather) Let's be real here. (Heather) We're both smart. (Heather) We're both attractive. (Heather) And we both know how to play this game way too well. 7:10 Berryleaf i was getting food sorry for my delay earlier 7:10 SpiritAnimal (Heather) I don't like you, but it would be smart to ally. same i was trying to rally to stay im juggling 05g59595995959595 things 7:11 Berryleaf o (alejandro) *pulls Heather back up so they are face to face* Then it's settled. (alejandro) We shall work together =Night 1= (max) CONF: During the light hours I had time to perfect my next EVIL device, a ray gun that will put anyone I command it to to sleep! (max) *to the Bass* Behold, my minions! I have perfected the craft of creating a ray gun that is capable of making anyone and everyone go to sleep! (Dawn) *Meditating with her eyes closed* 12:29 Berryleaf (max) So, who wants to be my first test subject? 12:29 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) Uh... (Dakota) Does it include me getting some screentime? (dakota) Because if so...I'm in! (Mike) *Sees Zoey asleep* Augh...I wanted to talk to her. *Sleeps* 12:31 Berryleaf (max) Okay (max) *shoots Dakota with the sleep ray* 12:31 SpiritAnimal (Eva) I'M...goNNa...win... (Eva) *Falls asleep* (dakota) AHHhh...ouh... *falls asleep* 12:32 Berryleaf (max) Hahahahaha! Success! (max) *shoots Sierra and Noah* (noah) *Falls asleep* 12:32 SpiritAnimal (Heather) (CONF: I may as well get some beauty sleep!) *sleeps* 12:32 Berryleaf (noah) max...you...idiot...*sleeps* 12:33 SpiritAnimal (Sierra) WAHHHH! *Falls asleep* 12:33 Berryleaf (Lindsay) Um, Brock? (lindsay) Isn't he supposed to be shooting the people on THEIR team? SpiritAnimal (Brick) Hey! Yeah! He should! (Brick) Max, you just wiped out half our team! 12:34 Berryleaf (max) Hahahha! Evil knows no limits! (max) *the machine breaks* Uh...? (max) *falls asleep* (lindsay) That's not good...right? 12:34 SpiritAnimal (Brick) (CONF: A man never turns on his own! I will get revenge on Max!) (Brick) Not at all... 12:35 Berryleaf (lindsay) Well then it's up to us! (throws a fist in the air) 12:35 SpiritAnimal (Lightning) Yeah! Lightning gonna win! 12:35 Berryleaf (lindsay) *collapses* 12:36 SpiritAnimal (Brick) Uh... (Lightning) YOU'RE GOIN DOWN BRICK (Lightning) *Falls over* (Duncan) *Sitting* 12:37 Berryleaf (alejandro) Muchos incompetentos... 12:37 SpiritAnimal (DJ) *falls asleep* 12:37 Berryleaf (topher) *falls asleep* =Morning= (chris) I didn't want it to come to this (chris) I said that this morning, I said Chef, I don't want it to come to this (chris) But DARNIT, these campers are tough! (Chris) So I present to you, The History Of Canada, a pop up book. (gwen) *groans* 12:39 SpiritAnimal (Brick) *groans* 12:39 Berryleaf (chris) Chapter 1. The beaver. A shelter builder and a "dam" fine hat 12:39 SpiritAnimal (brick) I...just...cant...*collapses* 12:39 Berryleaf (chris) And with that Brick and the rest of the Killer Bass are out! (alejandro) *collapses* (chris) So is Alejandro (Gwen) *yawns* (Chris) The Canadian maple leaf has become an iconic symbol over time. 12:40 SpiritAnimal (DUNCAN) Might as well give up 12:41 Berryleaf (Gwen) Um? 12:41 SpiritAnimal (Duncan) I'm winning 12:41 Berryleaf (gwen) Oh, ya. (gwen) *nods* (gwen) *nods off* (gwen) *collapses* 12:41 SpiritAnimal (Duncan) That looks so...soothing... 12:41 Berryleaf (cody) NOT GWEN! (Cody) If she's sleeping, I am too (cody) *Sleeps* 12:42 SpiritAnimal (Duncan) Stalker much? 12:42 Berryleaf (chris) Duncan vs Jasmine 12:42 SpiritAnimal (Duncan) Looks like it's you and me Jasmine. 12:42 Berryleaf (chris) This is it (jasmine) *laughs* Well you might as well give up now mate, because I am not (Chris) If anyone wants to, now would be a good time for a bathroom break 12:42 SpiritAnimal (Duncan) I could use one... (duncan) *walks off* 12:43 Berryleaf (Chris) Just be back in 5 minutes. 12:43 SpiritAnimal (camera man) Duncan, you in there man? 12:43 Berryleaf (jasmine) *stares at a blade of grass* ... 12:43 SpiritAnimal (camera man) *opens the door and sees duncan asleep on the toilet* Berryleaf (chris) *holds up Jasmine's hand as she collapses* The Gophers win! So get out of my sight. (trent) Hey man, that's kinda rude. (chris) LEAVE! (trent) *runs away* 12:46 SpiritAnimal (Brick) *Looks down* 12:46 Berryleaf (zoey) It's okay Brick, you did your best 12:47 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) Don't feel bad, Brick. I think we ALL know who's going. 12:47 Berryleaf (tyler) Yeah, you're going DOWN, Dakota! 12:47 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) Shut up, Tyle r (sierra) (CONF: Tyler is so rude, but I'm voting Max. He put half the team to sleep, including me!) (Beth) Did we lose too? 12:49 Berryleaf (does the low matter) 12:49 SpiritAnimal no we can change those 12:49 Berryleaf ok 12:49 SpiritAnimal (Eva) AUGH (Eva) WE SHOULD HAVE WON (Eva) NICE JOB DUDCAN (duncan) I didn't see you awake last. 12:50 Berryleaf . 12:50 SpiritAnimal (Eva) WHATEVER. 12:50 Berryleaf (cody) Yeah, Eva! Stop being such a sourpuss! (cody) CONF: I don't really like Eva as much as the other girls. She's kind of scary. 12:51 SpiritAnimal (eVA) *Stomps away* (Beth) (CONF: Eva is really mean. Like REALLY mean. You know what they say! If you're mean, you lose a shot at 1 million dollars...although I don't know where they say that.) 12:52 Berryleaf (gwen) She's gotta go, like...now (Beardo) ... 12:53 SpiritAnimal
 * me
 * collective groan*
 * (Sugar) YES! WE'RE FIRST!
 * the table no longer has food on it*
 * win
 * Courtney, Zoey, and Tyler are asleep*
 * 1 hour later*

Campfire Ceremony #1 (Ducks)
12:53 Berryleaf (beardo) CONF: Every-body wants to vote off EVA, but I have some SHIKA SHIKA tricks up my sleeeeeves (chris) Welcome to the campfire ceremony. / 12:55 SpiritAnimal (Beth) *Looks at Eva* (Eva) *Growls* 12:55 Berryleaf (chris) Tonight...I only have 8 marshmellows on my plate. (chris) The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately walk the dock of shame (chris) And you can never come back (chris) Ever 12:56 SpiritAnimal (Eva) WE GET IT 12:56 Berryleaf (chris) SHUSH. (Chris) The first marshmellow goes to... (chris) Beth (Chris) Courtney 12:58 SpiritAnimal (Beth) Yay! 12:58 Berryleaf (courtney) Phew. *grabs her marshmallow* (chris) ...DJ! 12:58 SpiritAnimal (dJ) ALRIGHT!! (Chris) Cody...and Gwen (Chris) Beardo (beardo) *beatboxes* (chris) Bridgette....Duncan...Eva. (chris) There are only 2 marshmellows left. 1:00 SpiritAnimal (Duncan (Eva) ... 1:01 Berryleaf (Chris) Bridgette, you fell asleep before the awakeathon even started due to your weird stoner habits (bridgette) Hey,don't judge man... (chris) Luckily for you, you only got one vote, so you are safe (chris) *tosses marshmellow* (beardo) *glares at Bridgette* (Chris) Duncan, Eva. 1:01 SpiritAnimal (Duncan) *Looks at Eva* (Eva) *Glares at Duncan* 1:02 Berryleaf (chris) Duncan, you lost the challenge for your team. Eva, your anger issues have caused much turmoil with the rest of the ducks. (chris) the final marshmellow goes to.... (Chris) .... (courtney) Just GET ON WITH IT! (chris) Fiiiine. Duncan. (chris) Eva, the boat of losers awaits. (Courtney) Bye Eva! 1:03 SpiritAnimal (Eva) *Throws a stick at Courtney* (eva) YOU LOSERS (Eva) I WILL GET MY REVENGE 1:04 Berryleaf (courtney) *dodges* Touchy 1:04 SpiritAnimal (eVA) YOU WILL REGRET THIS (Eva) *Stomps off* 1:04 Berryleaf (bridgette) I doubt it. *laughs* 1:04 SpiritAnimal (duncan) *nudges Duncan* 1:04 Berryleaf (bridgette) *smokes weed* 1:04 SpiritAnimal 1:04 Berryleaf (courtney) What? 1:04 SpiritAnimal (Duncan) Glad I'm still here? 1:04 Berryleaf (beardo) *glares at Bridgette* (courtney) *rolls her eyes* You wish. (Courtney) I only voted to keep you because Eva was severely detrimental to our team morale. 1:06 SpiritAnimal (Duncan) Yeah, okay... (duncan) *high fives DJ* 1:06 Berryleaf (beardo) Why didn't any of YOU vote for Bridgette? (bridgette) Wha? 1:07 SpiritAnimal (Beth) Because there was no reason to. 1:07 Berryleaf (beardo) *throws bridgette's weed in the fire* 1:07 SpiritAnimal (Beth) Bridgette was tired. 1:07 Berryleaf (beardo) Let's see how you function without weed. *makes pacman loser sound* 1:07 SpiritAnimal (Beth) Beardo! That's so mean! 1:07 Berryleaf (beardo) *spits in Beth's face* 1:08 SpiritAnimal (Beth) *Slaps beardo* 1:08 Berryleaf (beardo) *beatboxes and leaves* 1:08 SpiritAnimal (Duncan) k that was 1:08 Berryleaf (bridgette) *sighs and looks down* Bummer... 1:08 SpiritAnimal (Duncan) interesting 1:08 Berryleaf (chris) You guys can head out now. The next team is coming. (bridgette) *leaves sadly* =Killer Bass Ceremony= (Chris) Bass, welcome to your first campfire ceremony. (chris) I have 9 marshmellows on my plate. The player who does not receive a marshmallow (chris) must immediately walk the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and you can never come back...EVER. (Chris) Marshmallows go to...Mike and Zoey (zoey) Yay! 1:12 SpiritAnimal (Mike) Yes! 1:12 Berryleaf (Chris) Sugar (chris) and Noah 1:13 SpiritAnimal (Sugar) Yeeehaww! 1:13 Berryleaf (noah) Exemplary. (chris) shut up noah (noah) :( (Chris) ...Lindsay (lindsay) Woohoo! Yeah! (lindsay) *grabs a marshmallow* Woohoo! Yeah! (lindsay) *shakes her booty* Woohoo! Yeah! (Chris) Sierra (Chris) ...Tyler. (tyler) Booyah, baby! 1:14 SpiritAnimal (Sierra) EEEEEEH 1:14 Berryleaf (Tyler) *points at Dakota* You're going DOWN! (chris) Brick. (chris) You're safe 1:15 SpiritAnimal (Brick) Yes! (Dakota) *Filing her nails* (Dakota) I don't think I'm going ANYWHERE. 1:15 Berryleaf (max) Yes you are! (max) Nobody would vote off a GENIUS such as myself over a dollar store Barbie like you! (chris) Well, Max.... (chris) That's where you're wrong. The final marshmallow goes to Dakota. (max) WHAT? 1:17 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) YES (Dakota) Bye! NO ONE shoots me and gets away with it! *Eats her marshmallow* 1:18 Berryleaf (max) *points a laser gun at everyone* (max) EVIL WILL UNLEASH ITSELF UPON YOU! (lindsay) *screams* Brock, do something! (Tyler) HUH? What about ME? (lindsay) *raises an eyebrow* Who are you? (max) Enough tomfoolery! Hand over the money! 1:20 SpiritAnimal (Brick) *ducks*\ 1:20 Berryleaf (chris) No (max) *shoots at Lindsay* (lindsay) *cowers* .... 1:20 SpiritAnimal (Brick) *Pushes lindsay* 1:20 Berryleaf 1:21 SpiritAnimal (Brick) ...it's a water gun? 1:21 Berryleaf (max) Uh must've gotten the ingredients wrong...hehe...*runs away* 1:21 SpiritAnimal (chef) *picks up max and throws him in the boat* 1:21 Berryleaf (tyler) Y-yeah! You better run and not try that again! (tyler) Right, Lindsay? *turns to Lindsay* Lindsay? (lindsay) *hugs Brick* My HERO! 1:22 SpiritAnimal (Brick) Never leave a soldier behind! 1:22 Berryleaf (tyler) Hey! You're supposed to be MY girlfriend! (tyler) *points at Brick* You're DEAD! (tyler) *leaves* 1:22 SpiritAnimal (Dakota) *Texting* Uh, no one wants to be your girlfriend Tyler. end ep 1:23 Berryleaf (chris) Well, with 2 more down, there's still a bunch more to go. What dramatic events will unfold next week? Find out on the next episode of...Total...Drama...Island! =end=
 * Courtney
 * Brick is sprayed with water*